I've been to a lot of funerals. More than a Normal American's share, I would say. Not because I enjoy them, particularly. Just worked out that way. I'm not complaining. It's probably affected the way I write songs.
Friends: You may have read some stuff about me on the internet or newspapers this week and you're probably wondering what the hell happened on Sunday. Like: Did I actually assault somebody, as many blogs and tabloids have reported?